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| jki440 |
  Posted 19th Feb 2005 5:14pm |
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We could make a televsion show called "Everybody Loves Allan". It would be wonderful b/c everyone in here loves him to death.  He is "good", but almost everytime I see him play, its in his own server with a ping of 20 and spawn raping anyone. If you can call that skill he is great. He should just play krypton three(3) matches in the full version and three(3) matches in the demo version and prove himself instead of needlessly pumping more air into his head.
I will say nothing about Allan from here on out.  |
=Juice= ANYONE ANYWHERE 1 VS. 1
Listen and Silent are spelled with the same letters. Pretty cool huh?? Not really but anyways. |
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| rocket |
Posted 19th Feb 2005 5:31pm |
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Were just starting up again for the 3rd time a rf clan lol |
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| Allan |
Posted 19th Feb 2005 5:53pm |
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T-M-I-N-E, I neither care about being known as the best or actually being the best.
| Quote | | Well it doesnt matter which one you play they're both fun. but what are you guys' highest frag if i may ask. And maybe show a pic. |
I gave an experienced outlook, of what a high score is in the game. Note that, I am not the player the in high score screenshot, neither did I post my high score. When I used my name I said "I and many others".
If I wanted to brag, I would do a better job @ it. I'm far more CENSORED y than "I and many others".
P.S. Madcat, I am based in Scotland and have a 120 ping to eastern based USA servers, < 40 to servers based in Europe. I don't lag everywhere. |
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| KrYpToN |
Posted 19th Feb 2005 7:45pm |
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I dont even care much for this topic anymore all thats going on is a lot of discussion of whos better or worse |
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| Turbo_Man |
Posted 19th Feb 2005 8:17pm |
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| Quote | | Ok hands up who didn't know Allan is a great player? Nobody? |
I have never heard of this Allan guy, Who is he? From what I have got from reading many of his post he probably isn't any good at anything in real life so he tries to make up for that in RF. I think he should get out and make some real life friends and stop trying to brag so much about how great a player he is. Who gives a damn. But I guess when you look like he does (See pic below) Then you have to brag about yourself because nobody else will.
Is it just me or does every thread he post in go to crap with him saying how great he is or bashing someone else.
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| Allan |
Posted 19th Feb 2005 8:33pm |
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Wow - How did you find a pic of me? ^^ |
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| Molodiets |
Posted 19th Feb 2005 9:31pm |
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| Quoting Turbo_Man | | I have never heard of this Allan guy, Who is he? |
ALLAN is the best. It's all you need to know and whether you want to keep it in mind or not, he'll be in charge to pound it into your brain again and again. 
Now don't ask anymore you're feeding the troll. |
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| Allan |
Posted 19th Feb 2005 9:55pm |
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trolling is fun ;P |
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| KrYpToN |
Posted 19th Feb 2005 10:06pm |
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molodiets, are you in love with allan or something? because it seems like your sucking up is beginning to work on him. |
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| Allan |
Posted 20th Feb 2005 2:16am |
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The following is a chat I had with frag4^nick today:-
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lmfoa
allan - playing WoW says:
ya
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The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
ya
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nick says:
wow
nick says:
owowow
nick says:
ohwowowow
nick says:
WOW WOW WOW |
Oh and just wanna say, Turbo Man, that pic really has turned me on. Let's cyber later, k, thx. 
P.S. Heres a real pic of me:-
Pretty hot, aren't I? |
| I love Frank! |
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| Molodiets |
Posted 20th Feb 2005 2:25am |
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| Quoting KrYpToN | | molodiets, are you in love with allan or something? because it seems like your sucking up is beginning to work on him. |
He's an active member and i respect that.
Remember the last thread about the forum being boring.
Allan animates. And he's right: Trolling is fun.
If you don't wanna hear him bragging you can leap each of his post.
NB: it works, doesn't it. No need for further justifications therefor. |
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| Allan |
Posted 20th Feb 2005 3:37am |
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So there is this older guy, right, and he is having some problems with his wife, you know sexually and that. In our day and age, that is just not acceptable, so he decides to give Viagra a go. One day comes homes and pops a few pills to give her a ‘nice’ surprise... They’re getting it on; it’s all going pretty well, seems to have been a good idea. Until suddenly it all becomes too much for him, sometimes you should take a hint. The old man had a stroke and died on his way to hospital, but hey at least he died with a smile on his face, right?
So… anyhow, a few days later his grieving wife gets a phone call from the funeral director assigned to her husbands arrangements:-
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Funeral Director: Um, Hello could I please speak to Mrs Smith?
Grieving Wife: Yes, speaking.
Funeral Director: Ah Mrs Smith, its Mr Whitely from St Margaret’s chapel here. I’m sorry to have to bring this up, but we have somewhat urgent business concerning your husband’s funeral.
Grieving Wife: Ok… go on.
Funeral Director: Well it seems we have neglected to have taken all factors concerning Mr Smith’s coffin size into consideration. We are very sorry for this but it was a rather unusual circumstance in which your husband passed away in, and we have not dealt with such a case before now. It seems your husband is too… ‘large’ to close the coffin, if you know what I mean.
Grieving Wife: Oh… god.
Funeral Director: Well Mrs Smith we have come to the conclusion that you only have two choices to deal with this, we can buy a bigger coffin or we could remove the item in question before burial.
Grieving Wife: *Shocked* I really… cannot afford a new coffin... but you can’t do that, its sacrilege! Please, there must be another way.
Funeral Director: I’m sorry Mrs Smith, but there really is no other way…
Grieving Wife: No there must be another way…
Funeral Director: *reluctant* we could make arrangements so that Mr Wilson’s body is in one piece during the burial at least…
Grieving Wife: I don’t get what you mean.
Funeral Director: Well it occurs to me that there is a passage where we could place it, which is out with the publics view… Umm… You know his rear end?
Grieving Wife: Oh… Um… Yeah, I suppose that would be ok.
Funeral Director: Ok then, so the problem is sorted.
Grieving Wife: I guess so…
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So the big day arrives, and the lady is @ the back the waiting for the old mans family to pay their last respects. His sister is at the coffin crying her eyes out, her tears are making quite the mess of his makeup… running into his eyes. That’s not how you want to look on your big day, eh? So knowing this, his family quickly remove her and step back to lets his wife have her moment. His wife walks up to the coffin, takes a look at the trail of tears running from his cheeks to his eyes… she leans over and whispers in his ear, “I told you it hurts”.
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| elliooo |
Posted 20th Feb 2005 3:48am |
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LOL
One question, what did that have to do with anything? |
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| KrYpToN |
Posted 20th Feb 2005 5:32am |
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lol |
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