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Hot Topics Hanging on L4Y Closing Down anyone here Crackdown 3's geomod Roll-Call. Who's still... R.I.P Sir Lots-A-Pot Server maps? Red Faction for Mac Who's still here? Run Event December 27th!   Online Goodness There are 0 users and 2 guests online     Levels-4-You : Lounge : Cleaning the Toilet [Forum Rules]   Back to Forum Thread List rocket   Posted 21st May 2005 6:41am L4Y Member Post 0 / 77 Instructions for cleaning the toilet: 1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo. 2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet. 3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid. 4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself. 5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle. 6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door. 7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door. 8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean. With best wishes, The Dog http://aseaanglersnotebook.freeforums.org/index.php and www.fragzonline.com     Garner    Posted 21st May 2005 9:39am Post 0 / 4125 lol I think you might expect your cat to maul you to death next time it sees you if you did that "Science is this extraordinary transnational, transcultural, trans-everything language which is the only way to discover Truth and its regrettable that billions are still stuck in the Middle Ages believing the crap propagated by Popes and priests..." - Peter Atkins     lone wolf   Posted 21st May 2005 9:52am L4Y Member Post 0 / 54 Hehe, fun. I can remember when I was little and my friend flushed his kitten down the toilet, it was so funny but sad, cos it was stuck halfway I miss Red Faction *cries* if anybody has a spare copy, LET ME KNOW!!!!     mad_ferrit   Posted 21st May 2005 11:20am L4Y Member Post 0 / 1510 Not a good idea to post that... You know what these Americans are like Someone's bound to try it Why have there been so many anti-feline threads on levels4you recently? Cats are great animals MY RF MAPS     ExoStatic   Posted 21st May 2005 11:46am L4Y Member Post 0 / 875 Hehe yeah cats are pretty cool, except when they uh... maul you to death as Garner said Back in RF... getting back into the swing of things!     DaveMan_CI   Posted 21st May 2005 12:13pm L4Y Member Post 0 / 419 intresting theory DAveMAn_CI    Modified May 21st, 12:13pm by DaveMan_CI LyNx   Posted 21st May 2005 12:52pm L4Y Member Post 0 / 99 im not even sure if my cat could fit in the toilet ExoStatic   Posted 21st May 2005 12:53pm L4Y Member Post 0 / 875 well if it carries that AWP around with it all day, then I wouldnt bother trying to put it down the toilet because it would just shoot you Back in RF... getting back into the swing of things!     AJ Chimaera   Posted 21st May 2005 3:03pm Welcome! Post 0 / 4 Oh yah - now that's a cat with serious attitude! Any cat can fit in the toilet; depends how strongly you press down the lid... Just make sure you've flushed before-hand, yah? "Subject A, describe yourself in as few words as possible." "Succint"     LyNx   Posted 21st May 2005 4:27pm L4Y Member Post 0 / 99 even this cat? KrYpToN   Posted 21st May 2005 4:43pm L4Y Member Post 0 / 204 Quoting LyNx even this cat? LOL, ONE FATTY CAT ExoStatic   Posted 21st May 2005 4:59pm L4Y Member Post 0 / 875 "Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman pat ran over his cat. Blood and guts went flying, postman pat was crying, have you ever seen a cat as flat as that" Back in RF... getting back into the swing of things!     rocket   Posted 21st May 2005 6:07pm L4Y Member Post 0 / 77 http://www.happydaycards.com/thoughts/deadcat.html Probably get told off for this 1 http://www.funfry.com/showphoto.php/photo/2263/cat/654/page/12 http://aseaanglersnotebook.freeforums.org/index.php and www.fragzonline.com    Modified May 21st, 06:23pm by rocket Mostertman    Posted 21st May 2005 6:31pm Post 0 / 2820 Whoehoe I'm getting two new cats half june! Ghostkid   Posted 21st May 2005 9:24pm Invisible Kid L4Y Member Post 0 / 2212 poor cat ! i hate this sort of topics ! Xbox 360 Gamertag: Firefist1 Xfire: Ghostkid1     Filip Alex   Posted 23rd Jun 2005 10:38pm L4Y Member Post 11 / 89 Quoting LyNx even this cat? LOL!!!!!With what did the owners feed that cat with??Walrus milk maybe(contains about 35% fat, but I think I saw on Discovery Channel something about 65% fat)!!!!!That way the cat will gain about 2 kilograms per day!!!! Hmmmm. Speaking of food, look what I found:Cat in the Kettle at The Peking Moon Beating the box: free online lessons on how to cheat a lie detector. "Hurry up slowly so you can be late in due time."    Modified Jun 24th, 08:49am by Filip Alex

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