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| redfac18 |
  Posted 24th Mar 2006 1:13am |
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You know you play too much RF when you lose a real sports game and ask the other person for a rematch in 1.30.
You call the Percision Rifle, the "scoped_assault_rifle".
You tell someone that being a cross dresser means, using a female skin in multiplayer.
You can repeat lines from single player all the way from the begining to about the barracks.
In paint ball when you get shot and the ref says your out, you start yelling at him saying, "What the heck?, I had envirosuit armor!" And when you put your nose to a wall and someone shoots you, you say, "FTW!"
You say the military is cheap by using heavy machine guns and calling them "noob weapons".
When someone is selling caps on the street you ask him, "How do you do that?!"
Your favorite song in the world happens to be in music.vpp
A film director asks you to put a lot of lights on the set, and you explain to him that you can only put up to 63 lights on a face or the set will crash, you also warn him about cutscenes saying that they have a crash bug.
You blame all your problems on THQ.
You can say every line from the intro movie without listening to it at the same time.
When your waitor makes a mistake with your order, you get mad and call him a noob server.
You shoot your 8 round pump action shotgun and wonder after 4 shots, why it still has ammo in it.
All your undershorts are red with purple polka-dots. |
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| Predalienator_ |
Posted 24th Mar 2006 2:16am |
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lol  |
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| skvlad01 |
Posted 24th Mar 2006 7:57am |
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u know u play RF too much when u hate assault rifles in all games.
say "come on miner" "die miner" to people u want to bash.
make up words to dicribe sounds that RF guns make. like "book book bik bik bar nik" hmg second fire or "booka kill" sniper fire 
say all other games suck
make the dieing sound the miners make when ya kill'm
when u start relating things to RF like: when your diging a hole in real life is called geo moding and saying crouch when u realy crouch.
edit: and u sing the music u hear in RF ( and UT2004) i like that game too. and u hated every song ever made till u heard the 1's on RF and only like listening to music on games |
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Modified Mar 24th, 08:04am by skvlad01 |
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| smotty |
Posted 24th Mar 2006 3:26pm |
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when your in traffic court and you tell the judge"I wasnt speeding, the cop was glitching with his radar gun"...  and you ask the cop,"is that a custom skin on your gun?"and "is that gun modded"  |
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell
the difference. |
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sobe  |
Posted 24th Mar 2006 8:25pm |
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When you post a topic like this! |
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| redfac18 |
Posted 24th Mar 2006 10:43pm |
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When someone says, "fusion" you immediatly look for a place to hide.
You have rf.exe in the autostart bootup list in windows.
A band member asks you if you are a drummer and you say yes, and when he asks to see your drum you show him your mouse.
You have a dedicated CD drive just for RF disk 2.
You get in a real war, and when you run out of ammo you say, "Who the heck turned weapon stay off?!"
A hospital nurse tells you, you are badly hurt and you tell her just to give you the super health. |
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| RED-FROG |
Posted 24th Mar 2006 11:58pm |  |
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When you try to save & load game in real life. |
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| Predalienator_ |
Posted 25th Mar 2006 12:01am |
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When you actually work in a mine and revolt agisnt the company and kill anything that says "miner"
When you despise the colour blue |
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| darkman042 |
Posted 25th Mar 2006 5:22am |
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...when you stay up late to show your friend around l4y.  |
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| darkman042 |
Posted 25th Mar 2006 5:24am |
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| Quoting redfac18 |
You have a dedicated CD drive just for RF disk 2. |
Yeah... I just notcied that when you said that, every PC in my house has a copy in one drive! LOL!!! |
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| Hapa Hanu |
Posted 25th Mar 2006 6:42am |
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| Quoting REDFROG | | When you try to save & load game in real life. |
I concur!
I have been doing that with my parts in the machine shop! 
"Save" the part before I run it so that if it comes out scrap - I can re-"load" the part and be a blue collar hero!  |
| I have suffered in real life for the past couple years, now its your turn! |
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| Filip Alex |
Posted 25th Mar 2006 11:43am |
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When you analyse 400 square metres of Romanian street and then exclaim:"How on earth do they manage to get past the geomod limit?"
When you have a really bad disease and you say to your doctor:"<<hoarse voice>>Just in case I die, tell me...<<cough>>Where is the nearest respawn point?"
When you leave a testament saying:"I leave all my wealth to THQ" even if you have a family.
When you see a big meteorite crash and you exclaim:"That's one big fusion!"
When you think Heaven is an eternal game of RF.
When you see a poor invalid and you tell him to download the biped plug-in for 3DStudio MAX 4.(Ugh...How rude!) |
Beating the box: free online lessons on how to cheat a lie detector.
"Hurry up slowly so you can be late in due time." |
Modified Mar 25th, 04:15pm by Filip Alex |
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| Assaultman67 |
Posted 25th Mar 2006 5:31pm | |
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man, i do have a virtual CD drive for RF ... that counts for one i guess. But then again, i have one for every CD that will work.
Heh, ... when you make a RF mod for a game newer than both of the RF's .
lol ... or when you take RF along on your vacation to flordia to play it on a laptop during spring break ... and you beat the game again ... with only a touchpad. |
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Modified Mar 25th, 05:36pm by Assaultman67 |
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| CommanderViper |
Posted 25th Mar 2006 9:36pm |
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When you have a list of IPs a mile long from banning modders.
When you call the bully at your school a modder.
When you start thinking that zapping someone with a stun gun constitutes beating them down.
When you know how many shots it takes to kill people with a certain gun in the game (3-5 dead on shots = kill with precision rifle )
When you are in a real life firefight and you think someone is modding because they didn't die in that many shots.
When you think that dropping a weapon causes it to float and spin in endless circles.
When you think you can't drop a weapon in real life, only cycle to the next one in your inventory, unless you die, in which case you only drop the weapon you had out.
this is fun |
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| KERPAL |
Posted 26th Mar 2006 2:17am | |
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When you play it for 3 days straight without any sleep. 
When you download 6 rf maps a day.
And when L4y is the only website you go to. |
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Modified Mar 26th, 02:20am by KERPAL |
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| KillaFreak-zd- |
Posted 26th Mar 2006 4:30am |
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When you play so much a day, you come on your computer and start RF out of habbbit and do not realise it until you've fragged 5 people.
After you reformat and the first app you install is RF. |
OPEN SOURCE = GOOD
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